okay, so a prestoobie is a mystical creature that follows you around. they are invisible, so only people with the prestoobie sight can see them. all of them are unique so we post well photographed pictures if some of them. prestoobies look like bullet bill (from mario kart) mixes with catlike things. though they may not have catlike facial features. in both male and female prestoobies, there is this milk like liquid that forms, helping the prestooberry that sprouts from their back grow. these prestooberries can only be harvested in bathtubs, and the prestoobie juice can only be harvested in a large cave. once the prestoobie juice from the prestoobie is harvested, you will have to wait 2 months for it to form again. prestoobies are very amazing, so dont eat them like the prestoobie hunters in china. the three discoverers of prestoobies are @food.and.netflix @peyton.c0m and @_sarahoushe_ . the uglier your prestoobies are the prettier you are!
the instagram account for this is @prestoobies
mrs. llama : “my prestoobies are very ugly, therefore i am beautiful!!”
mr. llama : “good for you susan, good for you”
over the pants bean flick! kinda like stoking the fire! getting the female all primed up! i have her all hot and bothered with a nice courtesy otpbf!
to spill some of your food as you move it from the serving dishes to your plate. don’t priskie the peas! she prisked the sauce, dammit, she priskies every time she eats here!
- problem solving
the process of finding solutions to difficult or complex issues. im problem solving, leave me alone
- proletarian banquet
when non-office urban workers celebrate the birthday of one of their own in a warehouse or machine shop by having a potluck during lunch hour. we just had a proletarian banquet at our warehouse today.
- Pulled a Larry
disappearing at random at a get together or party. me: “where did larry go?” next guy: “he pulled a larry.”