pretarded
when an unborn child is destined to be r-t-rded because one or both of the people that will be raising him are both stupid.
that poor pr-t-rded fetus, he will have a difficult life.
getting drunk by yourself before going to a social function. the social function in question is usually dry or full of people not as drunk as the pr-t-rd (not yet, anyway). pr-t-rdation is marked by shame and embar-ssment often confused with being the life of the party.
jeff figured there wouldn’t be much drinking at his neice’s birthday party, so he got pr-t-rded at home.
1. pr-t-rd (noun) any individual whose normal intelligence ratio appears to be dropping at an advanced rate.
2. pr-t-rded (adj) a descriptive word meaning to exhibit the natures and evidences of one cl-ssified as a pr-t-rd.
this guy is such a pr-t-rd!
when you and your friends get drunk before going out to the bars. basically what you accomplish when you pregame.
hey, come over before we go out and get pr-t-rded.
when you _know_ you’re about to do something stupid.
betting on the mets to win the world series is pr-t-rded.
“i going after republican support for the public option.”
“that’s pr-t-rded.”
asking your ex-wife on a date is pr-t-rded.
being so advanced that you can’t function in the ordinary world
my husband is so pr-t-rded! he sits around all day dreaming about flying hydrogen vehicles, instead of bringing home an income.
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