pretend birthday
pretending it is your birthday when actually it is not just because you want to, an excuse to buy a birthday cake for yourself,when you want the free piece of cake at a restaraunt so you have a friend tell the waitress it is your birthday you can have multiple pretend birthdays through out the year
girl 1:um, why are you ordering a cake?
girl 2:tomorrow is going to be my pretend birthday..
girl 1:oh, am i invited?
girl 2:duh
boy 1:okay you go to the bathroom and when she comes to refill our drinks ill tell her its your birthday
boy 2:ight, brb
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