pretendependant
describes a type of person, someone you could end up dating or in a friendship with. the type of person that seems really outgoing, independant, confident, and all that sort of stuff at first, but as a few months go by you realize that they are a life-sucking, clingy, insecure sh-ll of a human being that defines their entire worth through whoever they are with at the moment. i loathe to think i will ever meet another pretendependant woman evar.
neal: hey man, are you still seeing that chick gloria?
bob: nah man, after a month she got all clingy, just another pretendependant psycho chick!
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