Pretengineer
when a person, who is not an engineer or an engineering student, tries to explain engineering concepts to you, and fails miserably.
geo engineer: that batter is safe. it will not fail.
safety officer: that batter isn’t safe, it’s going to fail.
site engineer: f— that safety officer is such an idiot!
me: yeah, what a pretengineer!
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