pretindian
a white person, usually a hippie, granola, or wanna-be guru who uses words like “father sky”, “mother earth”, “sacred circle” and “four winds” to try to convince other white people how spiritual they are. these people can often be seen beating drums, wearing turquoise, and howling at the moon on weekends.
d-mn it, bob, stop being a pretindian. you’re an accountant for chrissake. enough “taxes with wolves” nonsense!
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