Pretiquette


when someone sits on a table in pret a manger with their laptop/work for hours and only drinks one coffee. or doesn’t clear the table after them.
sarah: aww, there is nowhere to sit.
brad: look at that guy taking up a whole table, n-gg- don’t even got a drink.
sarah: that’s bad pretiquette

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