pretired
the state of an employee who has submitted their retirement notice and maintains the facade of working by showing up during office hours. this person exerts no effort and yields no production while on the clock.
when gary was not chosen for the select sales team, he was told it was because he was “pretired” and considered “deadweight”.
someone who retired early.
“bob pretired from his job.”
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