a portmanteau of “pretty” and “idiot”. when someone is good looking but dumb as f-ck.
becky: look at tyler. d-mn he’s fiiiiine
heather: he asked me how to spell “orange” last week. he’s an idiot.
becky: but he’s so preeeeety
heather: he’s a pretty idiot. a prettidiot, if you will.
becky: i’d still sit on it tho
- pretty rainbow shot
putting food coloring in the tip of a male p-n-s before he c-ms. i want to make a pretty rainbow shot?
when you get so drunk that you go punk and start breaking sh-t. friend: bro, the neighbors are p-ss-d you smashed all their solar lights. me: yeah i got prunk last night… a combination of preppy and punk. the best of both worlds. mainly applies to kids who want to be punks, but can’t conceal […]
- puff m*ffin
a women who has a very fat-lipped v-g-n-. josh’s gf has a puff m-ffin from what i here.
- pulling a carlton
a facade in which one acts incredibly nice and proper, like carlton from fresh prince, no matter how hood he is or appears. usually the only way a black guy can ever hope to avoid a traffic ticket. some dudes will pull a carlton to impress parents, employers, school faculty members, etc. dude 1: so […]
- reality lag
the feelings and emotion that linger after finishing a great story. getting over the loss of characters and universe and returning to reality. watching that movie about sp-ce flight gave me serious reality lag.