Pretty Girl Smell
the smell produced by pretty girls. pretty girl smell is a concoction of pheromones and pharmaceuticals. it attracts with the musk of fertility and the smell of sweet food, leading its victims to believe that the pretty girl would be a) a desirable s-xual partner and b) delicious, if worse came to worse.
entirely heteros-xual female: “oo, scheherazade, you smell different today, is that pomegranate perfume?”
(enter pretty girl having bathed in lard soap)
male population of the earth: –trembles, melts worships–
entirely heteros-xual female: –becomes misnomer–
scheherazade: confound you pretty girl smell!
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