Pretty Pony

a word/nickname for a boy/man who has a fat -ss and thick legs. this is a term of endearment that should only be used for boys with muscle booties and thighs that could strangle an ox. k

pony is a term s-xual in nature and alludes to mounting and riding. a guy who can be described as a pretty pony is someone you want to mount/ride on a regular basis. y

only a certain level of -ss can -ssume this t-tle m:
if you can not crack open a walnut with your cheeks… it does not apply to you. if you can not command the full attention of at least two suitors at once based solely on the girth of your rump… then it does not apply to you. if your -ss does not have its own gravitional pull, attracting nearby -sslovers then it does not apply to you.

if your -ss is so fat and muscley that no underwear or pants can hide your b-tt crack then this term can apply to you. if you have to resort to hiding your -ss behind things such as laptop bags, etc then this term applies to you. if your pony is so fat it takes two people to wrangle it… then it applies to you. if your -ss is so fat that sometimes people randomly use it as a pillow or table… then it applies to you.
hi my pretty pony

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