Pretty Pretty Princess
this is a -rg-smic episode in which the male fornicator comes to the bring of -j-c-l-t–n and on exertion of his seminal fluids onto the female (or male not that there’s anything wrong with that) fornicator’s body (part of body to be determined before-hand, or at moment of ejacualtion), he quickly reaches for a container of glitter (to be placed within reach before intercourse commences) and hurriedly dumps glitter onto area of -j-c-l-t–n. before the glitteree can respond, the glitterer exclaims, “hey girl. you my pretty pretty princess.”-
-this final declamation is absolutely essential to the -rg-smic episode’s success.
-in the event of male on male intercourse, the glitterer may replace “princess” with “prince.” however, if the gliteree is a male, then there is a decent possibility that he will concede with the term “princess,” anyways.
hey girl. what happened to you?
he told me i was his pretty pretty princess.
the act of re-applying makeup throughout the day, such as pulling out a compact mirror and adjusting your powder, lipgloss, mascara or any other makeup item in public.
the act of being so vain that one (usually female) must re-apply any makeup item onto her face in front of people in order to feel confident.
instead of paying attention to the baseball game, she sat there and played ‘pretty pretty princess’ the entire time. get over yourself b-tch!
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