pretty woman
a movie from 1990 in which richard gere plays a man in a legal but hurtful business who needs an escort for some social events, and hires a beautiful prost-tute (julia roberts) he meets… only to fall in love.
the annoyingly sappy charisma between the two sp-wned the film runaway bride, which was more moronic than the first movie.
donny – ” hey wanna go watch pretty woman on dvd, richard gere is in it? ”
walter – ” no way man, in fact you are a douche-bag for asking me that. ”
2 more definitions
to not kiss on the mouth at all when having s-x. named from the line in the movie “pretty woman” when julia roberts who plays a prost-tute tells richard gere her only rule is that she doesn’t kiss on the mouth.
hey, let’s do it pretty woman. i have a big week at work and can’t afford to get sick.
while your guys licking your jewels quickly close your legs around his head. and than laugh obnoxiously.
when billium stuck his head in my box i clamped down on it. he thought he could sn-tch my jewels like julia roberts in pretty women.
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