Pretzelmouth
pretzelmouth is a superhero with a pretzel for a mouth. he only comes out at night. he demands candy. if said candy is not delivered, he will cry salty tears. then he will be soggy. he will blame you.
:& “whatchoo talkin’ bout boy?”
“pretzelmouth likes to dance the watoosie!”
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