preventative masturbation
verb. masturbating so as to prevent wet dreams and/or untimely hard ons.
dude, i can’t believe you had a wet dream last night! you really should start using preventative masturbation.
the act of a married, or romantically committed, man pleasuring himself regularly so as to eliminate the temptation of being unfaithful.
if i didn’t do some preventative masturbation, i would be chasing after every sk-nk in the neighborhood.
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