preyum
pree•yum, n., 1) a premature -j-c-l-t–n of thin dilute discharged from a spout in prolonged overexcited suspension, resulting from hasty application of a condiment. 2) the watery sh-t that comes out if you don’t shake the f-cking ketchup.
early 21st century: via late 20th century american english, possibly british, p-rnography, “prec-m,” (vulgar) “to c-m before c-mming” referring to involuntary discharge before -rg-sm, a “c-ck sneeze,” a “d-ckup.”
regional variants (slang):
blood fart: ketchup preyum.
yellow blow, yellow’s no, golden shart: mustard preyum.
“kevin’s blood fart of preyum spread in an arterial spray pattern across irene’s blouse.”
“while hurrying to self-administer her daily mineral oil enema, marva had retrieved instead the grey poupon at the back of the cabinet and gave herself a golden shart of such volume, she promptly pollacked the cat.”
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