Prickier-Mâché
the unfortunate occurrence of getting a thin layer of toilet paper stuck to your bell after wiping away j-zz. this layer is annoyingly hard to remove, leaving the victim’s helmet pinched and sore.
the only solution to this terrible problem is to wait an hour or two until your c-ck has dried out, quick blast on a hair dryer, or simply take a shower.
‘hey mum, can you get the baby wipes? i got myself major pr-ckier-mâché again!’
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