priestess
a d-mn good hard rock band that sounds like ’79 era stuff with today’s energy. nice band to see live.
i saw priestess doing the opening act for motorhead
a beautiful woman.
someone who follows the lores of g-d, obviously harmonizing with the people and their interests.
they are often warriors or “priests” that have a prophecy or a message to bring to the world. they are only on earth temporarily, leaving when the task is done.
anyone can be a priestess as long as 1)female and 2)beautiful, but true priestesses are kind, true and clever and honest to the bone.
their uniform consists of the
i)white large western shirt (long and tucked into the bottoms) with flowing sleeves and are often split or detachable
ii)red/crimson/darkcrimson pants that almost touch the ground, sweeping the feet and natural plants
priestesses are often tall, mature and wise.
they are brave and go to places men fear to tread. often safe places that are natural or modestly beautiful. they like to protect humans
we need a priestess to exorcise this small patch of ground
ok we don’t get what this means where’s the priestess!
who hung up my clothes! gee it must be the priestess
1. a cl-ss on ragnarok online with s-xy stockings and an innocent look just waiting to be corrupted 2. food for koei, the priestess eater, often found being dragged to koei’s room /gg
i’m hungry…i think i’ll eat that priestess mugi.
a cl-ss in ragnarok online used to prey on unsuspecting priests and cloud their judgement, leaving their party/friends to die mercilessly without heals.
priestess: “tee hee hee”
priest: …!!!
soon to be dead guy: “wow this guy hits really hard… hey i’m getting kinda low, can i get a heal? …augustine? hey, augustine? …oh, cr-p”
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