Prim and Proper


a s-x act where-in one party eats out the -n-s of the second party while the second party urinates. the opposite of a blumpkin.
aw, dude, my girlfriend wouldn’t give me a blumpkin last night so i settled for a prim and proper.
term used to describe one who has specific prerequisites for masturbation and are unable to achieve -rg-sm without them.
chelsea is so prim and proper, she can’t and has never m-st-rb-t-d without candles, with her pants on, in the bathroom or in the daytime!

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