prima la mamma e dopo la figlia
from italian, lit. “first the mom, then the daughter”; used to designate a mom/daughter tag team sitch; where a cougaror soup chicken older woman uses her daughter as a wingman in a pathetic attempt to rejuvenate her doomed s-x life. often leads to either a threesome or a swapping situation.
“eh, robby – check out the two brunettes drinking appletinis over there — it’s prima la mamma e dopo la figlia time, bro!!”
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