primark


a cheapo british shop full of pushchairs, queues and angry people demanding refunds for ‘1 pound 50’. there aren’t enough changing rooms and there are always clothes on the floor. the staff never look happy but i don’t blame them!
ahhhhhh man, my 2 quid primark shirt just shrank in the wash
cheap-sh-t clothes shop in britain. i bought two shirts, some socks, and some boxers all for £20. the people in there all seemed to be named after places like savannah and michigan.
i went to primark today and didn’t have lots of fun.
the ultimate chav shop
so f-cking cheap
sweatshop made
good if u wanna be a chav
chav 1 : iinit shud we go shop bruv?
chav 2: yea innit were?
chav 1: primark were else?
chav 2 : i no rite…
chav 3: i love primark!!!
a cheap department store in the uk. sells almost anything you can think of.
means good quality in swedish.
i went shopping in primark today.

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