Primate Mode
to engage in a type of laziness where only the most basic needs for survival are met, typically food, sleep, and s-x. in humans, this behavior is most commonly observed on weekends, days off, and vacations. named after the animalistic behavior exhibited by apes, monkeys, chimps, gorillas, orangutans, and wookiiees.
dude 1: i just finished my last midterm and i have nothing to do for a week!
dude 2: what are you gonna do with your vacation?
dude 1: order a pizza, invite a girl over, and go into primate mode for a few days.
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