Princess Buttercup
when a guy -j-c-l-t-s onto a girl (or guy’s, we’re not discriminating) forehead, thus creating a sort of tiara, while simultaneously b-ttercupping them (farting into their hand and throwing it into their face). this turns the girl (or guy) into a princess b-ttercup. it is also not unheard of for the farter to be dressed as a moose during the act.
albert einstein: energy equals m-ss times…
edgar allan poe: shut the f-ck up, einstein. galileo, you princess b-ttercup madame curie, yet?
galileo: f-ck yes. her forehead was sticky with sperm and her face full of stink, just like my grandma’s used to be.
edgar allan poe: that’s hot.
galileo: yes.
edgar allan poe: imma try that with lenore.
galileo: indeed.
albert einstein: did you dress up like a moose.
galileo: yep. did the full princess b-ttercup.
albert einstein: hardcore.
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