Princess Elena
a s-x act consisting of two or more consenting adults, one of whom is -n-lly penetrated by a large fruit based object (usually a pineapple) dipped in hallucinogenic narcotics that results in a major spiritual evolution and/or a fusion of the partic-p-nts souls. the penetration causes a euphoric sensation that can last for hours or randomly sp-wn for up to a week.
incorrect insertion can cause a major jerk of -n-l muscles and can result in a m-ssive muscle tear. chemical reactions are not unheard of and side effects include delusions of grandeur, feelings of persecution, feelings of religious confusion, and m-ssive -n-l leakage or hemorrhaging.
last night astrid gave me a princess elena and i couldn’t believe how special it was! i was bent over the toilet, in case i got sick, but it slipped right in and i will never be the same.
jai wei had a hard time dealing with my obsession with tossed salads but completely changed his mind when i introduced him to the princess elena.
i woke up next to a woman named jose, and realized that she had given me my first princess elena while i was p-ssed out.
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