princess toe
n. a physical deformity wherein the second toe of the human foot is longer than the big toe.
caused by rampant inbreeding, many royal women suffer with princess toes and are therefore unable to wear open toed shoes.
a physical deformity whereby the second toe is longer than the big toe. those suffering from this deformity call it a princess toe to feel better about their ugly feet. also, some deformed are under the impression that the long second toe infers that they are ‘head of the house’ when in actuallity a person with this deformity made this lie up to feel better about their deformed feet.
the princess toe wrapped over the edge of kelly’s sandal.
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