Princeton

a very good ivy league college whose graduates are:

a) intelligent
b) narcissistic
c) effeminate
there’s a very good reason why n-body ever says “(insert the name of your alma mater here) is the princeton of the (insert the geographic region of your alma mater here).”

n-body but a princeton grad would ever want to be -ssociated with princeton.
ivy league school that has inflated opinion of itself. expensive investment as a hope for for success
#1 “my senior thesis at princeton concerned hegel and his…”
#2 “dude, just shut the f-ck up and give me my pizza”
home to elitist douchebaggery.
tyrone: yo son, i’m going to princeton.
jamal: d-mn negro, your an elitist douche bag.
an amazing blexican in a young singing group called mindless behavior ! he’s smart , cute , and talented ! his favorite color is green . his birthday is april 21st 1997 . he loves john lennon . when he has on a mustache , his name is fernando . he’s from l.a . his dogs name is beans . his real name is jacob emmanuel perez . he loves ny .
omg thats princeton from mindless behavior ! will you marry me ?
one fine motherf-cker who apart of the s-xiest boy band alive, mindless behavior. he is the one who is black and mexican and has a curly afro.
princeton is one fine and will soon be my baby daddy.
princeton is the s-xxiest heartthrob that ever lived. he is a part of a group named mindless behavior with 3 other s-xxie guys. he has an afro puff, the cutest smile, is a sweetie pie, talks a lot, his favorite color is green, has a yorkie named beans, his laugh is hilarious and contagious, he was born on april 21st, 1997, and he is an amazing dancer who can’t stand bullying because he was bullied.he started dancing and acting at the age of 4 in commercials for mcdonalds and nike. he also was the youngest lead actor for some of gym cl-ss heroes music videos like cupid’s chokehold as cupid and shoot down the stars playing as the kid who got bullied. he said whatever a girl doesn’t like about herself he likes. his saying is spread the peace. he is half black and half mexican (puerto rican) also known as blexican, but when he puts on a mustache he is fernando and turns he is all mexican and speaks only spanish.
girl 1: have you heard of mindless behavior?
girl 2: yes i have!
girl 1: roc royal is my favorite
girl 2: i love princeton the most
girl 1: why
girl 2: because he’s sweet and also has a freaky side to him
the best ivy league school (we’re elitist for a reason). home to schizophrenic math prodigies, religion professors who release rap alb-ms, and a student body that knows how to filibuster. even engineers have been know to have fun here, and students of the humanities recite lengthy p-ssages from the cl-ssics when they get drunk after finals. between the nuclear physicists at the elementary particles lab, the pre-meds in one of the world’s best mol bio programs, the soon-to-be fabulously wealthy i-bankers coming from the econ department, and the future leaders being groomed at woody woo, princeton should be ready to commence its plans for world domination within the decade. in fact, we’ve already begun to… but no, i’ve said too much already. you’ll just have to wait and see for yourself.
princeton’s motto is “dei sub numine viget.” this means “g-d went to princeton.”

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