a man prisoner’s goatee
tell that jerk to shut his prison beaver
- pull a jonagh
when enrolled in college or high school, you do so well on all your cl-sswork and homework, you decide not to do a big time report or project, knowing that your previous grades are good enough to help you p-ss. man, dr. peden’s cl-ss research project is going to suck b-lls. i’m glad i’m carrying […]
- paper bag snorkel game
you give a woman a paper bag, put it on their head, leave a hole in it, and insert a snorkel so that they may breath. me: want to play the paper bag snorkel game? you: what is the paper bag snorkel game? me: here is a paper bag… wear it… there is a hole […]
(noun) someone who does annoying things to people with his p-n-s quite often. “will’s such a p-n-ser. he came all over mike’s pants.” to keep s-xual intercourse to its most basic terms the p-n-ser is the “enterer” in the coital relationship. can be used to describe a man in heteros-xual s-x, “the man” in h-m-s-xual […]
- Sparkling Turd
what you get the next day after drinking too much goldschlager. i took a dump this morning, and it wasn’t until i saw the sparkling t-rd that i realized just how much goldschlager i drank.
- Wha Bam!
what a captain says when necessary, in a time of excitement, or when he is banning someone from a live chat it is a very epic word that only sounds right when it comes from mr. captain’s mouth “that’s it, i’m banning you, wha bam!” a word to be used when just a simple “bam” […]