Prison Cougar
an older woman who seeks a much younger man and prides herself on the fact she is “waiting” for him to be released from prison. opposite of “jail bait”.
a 55 year old worn out woman, met her 38 year old boyfriend at a na meeting, while he was out on bail and awaiting sentecing. a “prison cougar” clings on to a family she just met, in desperate attempt to find some social validation, she is trying to appear young and relive her 30’s as she waits for her inmate boyfriend to be freed. she graduated high school when he was 2 years old.
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