Prison Eyes


the cold hard glare and general shifty-eyed mannerisms of one who has been behind bars.
“watch that guy, he’s got some crazy prison eyes”
1 more definition
the phenomenon of someone appearing more attractive to you than they actually are due to a restrictive s-xual scenario.

see also: camp eyes, construction site eyes
she doesn’t look half bad through prison eyes. (camp eyes/contruction site eyes)

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