prison turkey


what the male -sshole is called while incarcerated; in jail, the male’s -sshole becomes the equivalent of the female v-g-n-
“d-mn, tyrone. your prison turkey is feeling real d-mn good right now.”

“is it thanksgiving? if so, then bend over. i’m feeling in the mood for some prison turkey.”

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