prissdork
an annoying person who unknowingly misuses cool slang terms as if they are euphemisms for naughty words.
overheard at outdoor concert –
person #1: can you believe it? joey just said he’s ‘heading for the portapotties to take a shiznat!’
person #2: believe it. that guy’s the neighborhood prissdork!
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