worm wiggler
1. a s-xually inexperienced girl who nevertheless enjoys overly-fondling the p-n-s, particularly a flaccid (and thus non-threatening) one.
2. any woman or girl who truly enjoys handling the male member.
can be disparaging, or not.
“sh-t man, i’ve known brunhilde was nothing but a worm wiggler since that sock hop back in ’58.”
“julie’s a cute little worm wiggler, isn’t she?”
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