private profile


the bane of the existance of lurkers, stalkers, and creeps. on mysp-ce, dictates that you must add a person before you can see their profile.

usually results in creating a fake profile with which to lurk the person, only making you progressively creepier and more pathetic.
mike: geez louise, justin has a private profile!
eddie: yeah he’s gay, add him on another acct.
mike: ok rofl

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