Private Thomas


to spark a bowl while recieving a bl-w j-b (oral s-x). similar to and ellis or and erskine.
jack attack smoked some dank weed while some chick from mcdonalds gave him a bl-w j-b.. she looked up at him and said ” would you like some fries with your private thomas?” he smiled and said “please please focus, ill worry about fries when this weed kicks in girl”

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