pro boner

work completed with s-xual favors given in recompense
the cases taken up by the hipster defense league over the past several years have been mainly pro b-n-r work.
for the good of the p-n-s
pro b-n-r bro, you gotta f-ck lauren to get to the angie. angie’s worth it.
doing something that seems charitable or altruistic, but is in fact done with the hope it will increase your chances of getting laid.
“john, you going to help at the charity auction?”

“is sh-lly going to be there?”

“yeah.”

“i could help out on a pro-b-n-r basis.”
it like pro-bono
which means being, involving, or doing professional and especially legal work donated especially for the public good
except…
your donating your b-n-r for the public good… cause.. there is no use hiding it
that would just be a waste.
a:so are you going to the club this weekend?
b:yes, as a matter of fact i am, it’s going to be pro-b-n-r
when you do a task, or job for free but instead want that person to love and have s-x with you
john: so i helped her move out.

zack: so how much did she pay you?

john: no i did it for free.

zack ahh pro b-n-r
when a prost-tute gives their service for free.
if you’re hot enough, maybe that prost-tute will give it to you pro-b-n-r.
similar to “pro bono” (denoting work undertaken for the public good without charge, especially legal work for a client with a low income). pro b-n-r instead refers to women with low self-esteem because of outward appearance or possibly some f-cked up daddy issues. getting your pro b-n-r in is usually done to salvage some remaining self-esteem in a girl by having s-x with her.
“after she bought me that fifth shot i figured whatever… i’ll just get my pro b-n-r in, so i f-cked in her my mom’s mini-van out back.”

“oh him? that’s steve. yeah, he’s not bad looking but he’s always on his pro b-n-r game, swoopin’ up sad fat girls. he’s like a public defender but for sad fat girls…”

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