pro-condom slogans
catchy advertising slogans to use to promote the sale of condoms.
you can’t go wrong if you shield your dong!
before you deck her, cover your p-ck-r!
while she gets in heat, package your meat!
before undressing venus, dress up your…
…you know what.
-rimshot-
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