pro ho
(noun). a female who exclusively dates professional athletes . this species of women can also be fooled by the occational minor league athlete, or friends of an athlete.
darcy won’t go out with me, she’s a pro ho and i got beat up in high school track.
a girl that only dates guys who are sponsored by a snowboard/skateboard or “insert-other-sport here” company, just so they can name drop to other girls and get all the gear they can.
lisa is such a pro ho. she doesn’t even know what independent trucks are but her t-ts look great in their t-shirt.
a female involved in f-cking professional athletes in the hopes of being cool or getting pregnant. usually having fake t-ts, being annoying as sh-t and wornout. (see wakersl-t)
i saw her out there pro-hoin’ it up like a sl-t, her grandma paid for her t-t job.
a groopie of professional snowboarders/skiers:
professional ho
those chicks following around mcconkey are all pro-hos.
a proho is a certain lifestyle few women live. it consists of walking a fine line between prude and ho. she dosent throw herself at guys but simply draws in the line just a bit.
a girl who is a playa a proho
uneducated, middle american bimbo who has s-xual relations with pro snowboarders and/or skaters in order to feel cooler than all her friends.
ph: so are you like a snowboarder?
pro: ya
ph: cool, are you a professional?
pro: ya
ph: well maybe you can teach me how to ride that board.
pro: you wanna go to my hotel?
ph: sure!
pro to friend: yo tell my girlfriend i gotta take care of some buisness, i’ll be back in an hour.
ph to her friend: omfg!! see you tomorrow. i’ll probably be spending the night in tahoe donner.
pro-ho
a girl that wants nothing more then to profit from pro snow and skatboarders
i was kickin it with the 413 crew when these pro-ho’s came up and wanted to chill, but then they asked for some free stuff so we gave them stickers. they slapped us and and said, “no free snowboard?”
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