Pro-ing it up
making the call to the escort agency late at night to get some booty.
dropping the cash for the p-ssy.
ordering in.
note: c-rp-t m-nch-rs beware… this ain’t your average “daisy fresh” sn-tch. more like “muskeet/ddt” sn-tch!
wanna go out tonight dave?
“nah, i’m just gonna be pro-ing it up at home and taking it easy. thanks for the offer”
“just dont dive in there without the dental dam brah…”
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