Pro Tour
1.an exclusive group of individuals who are “pro’s” and have a pro card. however, not all card carrying members are on the tour.
2. a person who is “pro” in general/life
3. uber exclusive
atn: jv, rookie, or someone who is on the “b-list” of life
-not at all synonomous with the pga tour
average joe: “no worries i’m a pro lifeguard”
pro: “ohh right cuz lifeguards go “pro” do you have a pro card i can see? ‘cuz i know your not on the tour, jerky…”
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