Proactiv
this is the sh-t that proactiv put me through
2 weeks just to get “the package”
10 f-cking minutes just to finish the “3 steps”
the “3 steps” are complicated as f-ck
i have to apply the f-cking treatment twice a dah
dry -ss skin
green tea moisturizer doesn´t do sh-t
1 whole month just to get results
the people who try to sell you proactiv on the phone try to sell you way too many sh-t
proactiv has sh-t for every single thing(why cant you just make f-cking simple acne treatment that all comes in one bottle?)
they sent me some “magic pills” called vitaclear which turned my p-ss bright yellow
etc.
sometimes i get lazy when i´m using proactiv because of all the sh-t mentioned above
was it worth it? f-ck no. did i get results? yes, but it took too long to get results. is it worth buying? only if you´re desperate to get rid of acne. i think it´s overrated and customers don´t tell proactiv all the sh-t it puts them through. but hey, at least my acne is gone(for now)
-j is watching tv-
commercial announcer: clear skin is s-xy skin. buy proactiv now!
-j gets up to look at the mirror-
j sees his utterly disgusting acne
j: d-mn i need to order that sh-t!
2 weeks later
j: finally no more -sshole acne!
3 days later
j: ahh my face is f-cking dry and it burns ahhh! i need to wash this sh-t off!
j takes a break from using proactiv for 3 days
3 weeks later
j: d-mn look at my skin! all that´s left is acne scars. apparalenty proactiv has something for that too…
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