Proactive Passenger


proactive p-ssengers realize that the only way a car will make it to its destination is if they take the bull by the horns. they have strong leadership, delegation and non-verbal communication skills.

the proactive p-ssengers know they are in the best position to surveil, -ssess and provide -ssignments to the driver. additionally, they are responsible for navigational tips and secondary hand gestures/menacing looks. the driver, or control twiddler, should focus on basic essentials of threat reduction, navigation and other driver antagonism.

proactive p-ssenger traits can often lie dormant for years surfacing only when a spouse and/or loved one takes the wheel.
my wife was p-ssed at me for ensuring we got here tonight, she doesn’t realize the value of a proactive p-ssenger.

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