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• procrasticleaning

  the urge to clean one’s room, bathroom, or worksp-ce fully knowing that something far more important must be done in the near future because “it needed to be cleaned.” usually occurs just before studying for a big test, writing a paper, or beginning some other undesirable yet significant task. often justified by rationalizing, “at least […]

• Chudstick

  imagine a stick of deodorant, but with a chud replacing the pasty stuff. a chud is a short fat potato sh-t. so think of a potato stuffed into a speed stick case, but sh-t instead. “that guy smells like a pasty b-hole” “he must of used his chudstick this morning”

• chukage

  facial hair at the stage between stubble, and a beard. usually found on male models, who are portraying the “rugged,” yet delicate “look.” the swarthy sailor’s chukage chafed her milky white thigh.

• professional booger picker

  a profession listed on job applications to avoid getting the job to continue collecting unemployment. during a job interview, walk in with a plate of boogers. when the interviewer asks about the plate, tell them “i used to wipe them on my pants, but that’s just gross.” i’m a professional booger picker.

• Prol

  abbreviation for proletariat, the soviet worker cl-ss, used to refer to someone crude, common, or of lower standing. also used to cl-ssify someone following the “herding” tendencies of pop culture or fashion. “only a prol orders a corona in an irish bar.” an abbreviation for the word probably used to convey the meaning of the […]

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