procrasticleaning


the urge to clean one’s room, bathroom, or worksp-ce fully knowing that something far more important must be done in the near future because “it needed to be cleaned.” usually occurs just before studying for a big test, writing a paper, or beginning some other undesirable yet significant task. often justified by rationalizing, “at least i’m not being lazy.”
i know i’ve gotta study for my math midterm on wednesday, but i couldn’t possibly do it in a messy room – looks like it’s time for some procrasticleaning.

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