Probka
a song that overtakes your life. once you listen to it, it continues to play for a week straight until you finally p-ss out and have to be admitted to the hospital to fully recover. some say it is europop, others say it is the worst song in the history of music, and only one person in the whole world can enjoy it.
hey ryan, what are you listening to? probka? again? what the f-ck, you’ve listened to that song like nine days straight, are you ok? oh my god, i need to call for help, i just heard part of the song, and you’ve been listening to it for that f-cking long? 500 times in a row? what the f-ck, this is awful. i want to die.
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