Probowned


probowned (probe-owned)

the resulting humiliation or act of being owned in regard to the ownership of a ford probe. although the car was only available circa 1989-1997, the earlier model owned…. the harsher the humiliation.
when chicks don’t hang out with guys based solely on the fact they own a ford probe.

i.e.

dean: “hey babe, wanna go to the drive-in”
penelope: “get lost you dirt-bag!”
chet: “you just got probowned bro….”

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