Procanvic


noun. a professional cancer victim. someone who constantly reminds people that they had cancer, no matter how irrelevant it is to the topic/ch-r- at hand or how long ago the cancer struck.
john: hey, are you caught up on that billing for the last quarter?
procanvic: i haven’t gotten to it yet. you know i had cancer, don’t you?

or

jane: i love to go to the beach with my friends.
procanvic: back when i was undergoing chemo i couldn’t stay out in the sun very long.

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