Procedure WTF
when your b-tch is going down and your about to c-m, you pull your d-ck out with such force that it flings towards your stomach and you skeet in your own eye.
jesus christ! i procedure wtf’d myself last night and it hurt like a motherf-cker! i had to go to the optometrist!
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