Processed meat
the act of masturbating, but instead of already being h-rny and just feeling like a w-nk, you have to touch yourself a lot just to achieve a b-n-r. thus, the achievement of an erection and subsequent -j-c-l-t–n is wholly manufactured and processed, unlike the natural, and far more common “h-rny w-nk”, customarily used to alleviate “blue b-lls”. this processed meat is often called a “cold w-nk”.
dude a: i was so bored last night, i had some processed meat.
dude b: ah man, unlucky.
oral gratification of a man’s genitalia. getting head. receiving a bl-wj-b.
i was in the back room gettin some processed meat by this one b-tch.
she’s h-lla good, she’ll process yo meat my nigguh.
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