processed pretty


the type of pretty that can be bought. with expensive make up and clothing, a membership to the most thymine-dimer producing tanning bed, a personal trainer, and a few surgeries to tweak the rest, anyone can be pretty! the wealthy are especially likely to employ this method of beautification.
the processed pretty like to call the naturally blessed “small town pretty.”

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