Proclaimers limit
the maximum workable distance for a long distance relationship. it is 1000 miles as specified in the proclaimers song i’m gonna be which is the maximum distance one would walk to be with their lady.
dude 1: i’ve been in a relationship with this girl but she’s in new york and i’m in la, it’s really hard.
dude 2: yeah, that’s a lot more than proclaimers limit, that relationship might not work out, i’m sorry bro.
dude 1: wha?
dude 2: proclaimers limit it’s how far you’d walk to fall down at her door, it’s 1000 miles…
dude 1: oh man! i wish i knew, i guess it’s time to move on…
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